...But yooooooou have a gambling problem!

That's probably one of my favorite bits of a Simpson's episode, when Homer ticks off a bunch of his past shenanigans and absolves himself, because Marge has blown a bunch of money at an Indian casino. Which reminds me: Winstar in Oklahoma still sucks. But online poker does not.

Speakeasy poker game

Found a pretty cool Texas Hold 'Em game in a town twenty miles to the south. Now I didn't play, but I drove my buddies who know what they're doing, and they did pretty well. All in all, it was about twenty people across three tables, and the overall pot ended up being a little over a grand. Buy in was $40, and my friend took home $200 a piece. Not a bad Saturday, I'd say.