Jack of clubs, queen of hearts, king of vomit.

In this week's poker news, I totally got food poisoning and missed my buddy's poker night on Saturday. You'd think vegan food was a safe bet, but I guess eating anywhere is a crapshoot with regards to how employees wash their hands.

This truck has exceeded maximum punnage.

Eight Belles, R.I.P.

May you be first to finish in that great horse race in the sky.